Kanonernes guide til
Match Play

This is the "no holds barred" section where we
break out the big guns for the serious game

Make sure you keep score
The simplest cheat of them all is bad math.
If you shot a five, tell him you shot a five but write down that you shot a four.
At the end of the game they won't recall if you shot a four or a five on that particular hole.
You can change your opponents score, but they are more likely to notice that.
If you must, change a par to a bogey, or a bogey to a double-bogey. They will always remember their birdie holes.
Equipment tampering
Before the game, take your opponents tees or golf balls.
Or bend his driver, or hide his pitching wedge in a tree.
Cut the strap on his bag if he walks, and make him lug around an uncomfortable bag.
Hey, we said this was serious!
"Help" his swing
Poke the back of your oppponent's knee with your club in middle of their swing.
Hook their club with yours at the top of their backswing.
Hit them in the small of their backs with your sand wedge.
Ok, this might be overboard.